My Grandma writes the most amazing cards...I've saved all of the ones she's ever sent me. Doug wasn't used to them in the beginning, but he now finds the randomness of the cards pretty hilarious. Here's the most recent addition to the Grandma Card Scrapbook:
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The card included $20 (thankfully a twenty, and not single dollar bills) presumably to buy diet coke and pretzels.
I hope I'm that cool...and flexible...when I'm a Grandma.